Sculpturally Relevant

I was unimpressed with the mini-wave of Sculptures-About-Siding that shook my little neck of the Emerging Brooklyn Artist Universe a couple of years ago. Everything I saw seemed kinda shitty. Kinda going-to-Harlem-in-ermine-and-pearls.

Yeah, so Greenpoint is tacky and has bad architecture, and yeah so it's gentrifying rapidly despite siding. Where's the meat???

Leave it to Miss Heather to drop the artsy fartsy pretense and bust with the goods. Siding python, indeed.